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miraculousepisodes: miraculousepisodes: Looks like France also gave us a synopsis for the Heroes’...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:55:50 -0400

miraculousepisodes:

Looks like France also gave us a synopsis for the Heroes’ Day episodes and an intro on S3 (Translation and post via MiraculousINTL on Twitter since I’m not perfect in French)

Another photo came out!

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:52:28 -0400

ladyyinburgundy: future daughter: what are the bedtime stories you used to read when you were...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:52:25 -0400

ladyyinburgundy:

future daughter: what are the bedtime stories you used to read when you were younger, mom?
me: *flashbacks of reading smut before going to sleep at 3 am in the morning*
me: sleeping beauty

wyzdoods: i love 1 valid boy & girly

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:51:16 -0400

wyzdoods:

i love 1 valid boy & girly

01zulu-alpha99: Shingeki no Kyojin Chapter 106 - Volunteers...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:48:07 -0400

01zulu-alpha99:

Shingeki no Kyojin Chapter 106 - Volunteers (Full Color Chapter): https://imgur.com/a/dmizYq2

It’s finally done and live!!! Thanks to the colorists of Shincolor no Kyojin for making this possible. Stay tuned for the Chapter 107 Release!!!

Photo Credit and Colored by @wrathinuss

zippi44: My first fanart of this story. Let the ride begin! :3

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:25:09 -0400

zippi44:

My first fanart of this story. Let the ride begin! :3

Eden's Zero :: Chapter 1 :: Jaimini's Box

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:31:05 -0400

Eden's Zero :: Chapter 1 :: Jaimini's Box:

chikkachu:

fuckyeahedenszero:
The chapter is out everyone! Remember to be respectful and not tweet Mashima until the official release on Wednesday!!

I am actually so glad Jaimini’s Box are doing the translations. Their translation is usually on point with the official translation. 👌🙌😁

insomniac-arrest: tumblr: on languages

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:55:58 -0400

insomniac-arrest:

tumblr: on languages

zippi44: Reveal~

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:49:28 -0400

zippi44:

Reveal~

acutelesbian: fat-thin-skinny: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:25:54 -0400

acutelesbian:

fat-thin-skinny:

acutelesbian:

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life.
Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

this fucks me up every single time

I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I’ve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.

After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, “is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?” We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we’d never have a lasting relationship of any sort.

She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.

Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the “feeling of love” had vanished or faded and they weren’t happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.

The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.

The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.

Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I’ve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I’ve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.

I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.

bnhasource: “Help!” “I am here!”

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:22:25 -0400

bnhasource:

“Help!”

“I am here!”

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:20:39 -0400

cashmoneychiyo: all hail the tiniest senpais of all smol...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:19:30 -0400

cashmoneychiyo:

all hail the tiniest senpais of all smol senpais

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Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:03:16 -0400

sosuperawesome: sosuperawesome:Bloom and Humming Melody...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:02:20 -0400

sosuperawesome:

sosuperawesome:
Bloom and Humming Melody Collections, by Good After Nine on Etsy

Good After Nine is taking part in Etsy’s 13th Birthday Sale!
For the 60+ shops featured by us taking part, see our ‘Birthday Sale’ tag

bravesting: Natsu Loses His Shit Over Lucy Being...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:57:02 -0400

bravesting:

Natsu Loses His Shit Over Lucy Being Threatened/Hurt appreciation post

eicinic: Miraculous Ladybug series! ✨

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:55:17 -0400

eicinic:

Miraculous Ladybug series! ✨

zippi44:A different ending..~

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:52:40 -0400

zippi44:

A different ending..~

young-il-long-kiyoshi: mtex: beecher-arts: thebritishteapot: spacecores: youlovelucie: artwlw: ...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:51:52 -0400

young-il-long-kiyoshi:

mtex:

beecher-arts:

thebritishteapot:

spacecores:

youlovelucie:

artwlw:

diyozas:

adventurotica:

three-course-dessert:

runicbinary:

la-mancha-screwjob:

sugar4ndroses:

narwhalsarefalling:

starlightandcrimescenes:

gin-and-eschatonic:

agrestenoir:

commanderfraya:

icouldwritebooks:

mirab3lle:

thomrainierskies:

mugsandpugs1:

hermionegranger:

autisticcole:

debrides:

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.”

we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

One time I was working the bar at Starbucks and was asking a customer what they wanted with their drink. All the while my buddy was calling my name saying “Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick.”
–Until I ended up asking the customer, “Do you want some Nick in your iced coffee?”

Or like… When it’s your birthday and someone says, “Happy Birthday!” And you respond back with “you too!” Wait… “I mean, thanks..”

Because you’re so used to being told “Have a good day!” And saying back “you too!” And your birthday only comes around once a year so you’re not used to being told that.

Yep. It’s happened to me.

…more than once.

I work as a barista and I try to be really pleasant so I intentionally make my voice higher to sound polite because my voice is naturally really low for a girl. I’ve been mistaken for a guy (or my dad by relatives) if they hear my voice before they actually see me.
So one day I go shopping at Yankee Candle and when the cashier rings me up and says “I hope you have a nice day!” my fake voice suddenly comes out and says “You’re welcome!” instead of “You too!”
It’s not until I left the store that I realized what I said and how rude and fake it must have sounded and I immediately ran back into the store to apologize profusely. She laughed really hard and said that she does the same thing all the time.
Retail and service culture is finding out that no matter what type you work in, at some point EVERYONE has done this.

sakura-chiyo: CHiyo in a big poofy dress and with nozaki...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:34:28 -0400

sakura-chiyo:

CHiyo in a big poofy dress and with nozaki showing the height difference
_(:3 」∠)_

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miraculousepisodes: miraculousepisodes: Looks like France also gave us a synopsis for the Heroes’...

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ladyyinburgundy: future daughter: what are the bedtime stories you used to read when you were...

wyzdoods: i love 1 valid boy & girly

01zulu-alpha99: Shingeki no Kyojin Chapter 106 - Volunteers...

Shingeki no Kyojin Chapter 106 - Volunteers (Full Color Chapter): https://imgur.com/a/dmizYq2

zippi44: My first fanart of this story. Let the ride begin! :3

Eden's Zero :: Chapter 1 :: Jaimini's Box

insomniac-arrest: tumblr: on languages

zippi44: Reveal~

acutelesbian: fat-thin-skinny: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or...

bnhasource: “Help!” “I am here!”

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cashmoneychiyo: all hail the tiniest senpais of all smol...

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sosuperawesome: sosuperawesome:Bloom and Humming Melody...

bravesting: Natsu Loses His Shit Over Lucy Being...

eicinic: Miraculous Ladybug series! ✨

zippi44:A different ending..~

young-il-long-kiyoshi: mtex: beecher-arts: thebritishteapot: spacecores: youlovelucie: artwlw: ...

sakura-chiyo: CHiyo in a big poofy dress and with nozaki...